A Head Ass since '98

wineyrose:

cockmcstuffins:

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

(via waterjugs)

Kinda just tired of always being the one putting in the most effort and I don’t even get 15% of it back

vorpalfae:

(via odin-n-out)

n0obmaster69:

bitches be like “this is my comfort character” and it’s a character who hasn’t had a day of real happiness in years

It’s me I’m bitches

(via thehawkeyeninja)

(via thebootydiaries)

frawgs:

if ur rich send me money i’m not even kidding wtf are u going to do with it? buy another kitchen island fuck you

(via parabins)

chusovitina:

“Tumblr users who weren’t here before the porn ban…” bro we were all here before the porn ban. No one new has joined.

(via heart)